From tragedy to comedy

The rape case against three Duke lacrosse players grows more ridiculous by the day. Not only has DNA from several other men, but no one from the lacross team, been found in the accuser's body and underpants, but the accuser is also nine months pregnant! The "rape" occurred about nine months ago. However, a pregnancy test on the night of the "rape" demonstrated that the stripper was not pregnant. Hmmm. My question is, what kind of person gets raped and shortly afterward decides to have consensual sex? My answer: certainly a very bad one! Or maybe a bad one who didn't even get raped at all.