H-E-double-toothpicks has frozen over! Former Red Sox center fielder Johnny Damon is now a member of the New York Yankees! I was shocked to find this news in today's paper, as I never expected him to go to the Yankees. I always thought Damon would probably re-sign with the Sox, like Varitek did last year. Disappointing, but at least he'll be on the same team as his buddy, Mark Bellhorn!
In other news, at his mass murder trial today, Saddam Hussein accused American guards of beating him in prison! I've read that he enjoyed talking to the guards and that they were nice to him, but you never know, there could have been some that weren't very nice!
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